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Formed in 2007 by a group of 16 friends who were interested in Burning Crusade progression, No Options is a lighthearted guild focused on progression through teamwork.

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Dear Loot Council.. I think we have a problem.

By Punji | April 29, 2010

Dear Loot Council,

I think we have a minor issue.  You just gave the last of the shards to the Carrier of No Options DPS the Legendary Axe Shadowmourne.  I had always thought that strength of upgrade, quality of player, or overall enhancement to the Kingslaying team would be taken into consideration.

But since it was announced that Fargom would get our 1st legendary he has gotten quite lazy:

  • He no longer complements any one of their good play.
  • He doesn’t run the GDKP raids anymore that I have been so fond of on Sundays.
  • He hasn’t made fun of Snitzel in the last 36 hours.
  • He hasn’t been carrying the DPS, that red dk DPS is always below the Blue of Mages and Orange of Ferals.
  • He has achieved a platinum rating on SC2.. NOT WOW!
  • And after getting a Legendary.. he Gems them.. WTF!

I request that immediate action by the loot council take place.  I look forward to any punishment or punitive damages that are placed upon the DK in question.  Might I recommend a game suspension like NFL Roger Goodell did to Ben Roethlisberger or NBA Commissioner David Stern’s $35,000 fine on Dwight Howard.

Sincerely yours,

Punji

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