No Options

No Options is Currently Recruiting and Working….

Punchy — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:46:47 +0000

That is right, No Options is still at work. However we are recruiting for more worker raiders. If you are interested please see our recruitment forum.

As of Sept 8, 2011 we are currently 1/7 Heroic Boss kills. wowprogress.comбългарски икониподаръци

No Options is Slayer of Stupid, Incompetent and Disappointing Minions, except Paladinchaz.

Punchy — Mon, 02 May 2011 18:28:22 +0000

After a couple of attempts on Heroic Maloriak we decided to stop bringing Paladinchaz to the fight since well.. QUOTE by Warlock pet, “he is the suck.”

After we got our Paladinchaz issues removed from the raid.. Maloriak died.

Added bonus was the title of “Slayer of Stupid, Incompetent and Disappointing Minions” which we all recieved, except Paladianchaz, who I later found out. Quote by warlock pet,”He touches me in bad places”.

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Updating Status!

Punchy — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:44:23 +0000

A few days have passed since my last post. No Options is still raiding and trucking along. In this time since my last post we have cleared the rest of Tier 11 content in a 25man raid.

Now on to Heroic modes, we have made some steady progression.. not lighting quick, but steady at least.

Heroic Halfus March 23, 2011

Heroic Chimaeron March 31, 2011

Heroic Magmaw April 28, 2011

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No Options kills more than just tier raid bosses…

Punchy — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 19:59:18 +0000

We also Kill Rare NPCS! We grabbed a bunch of players from the guild channel and killed the Rare NPC Julak-Doom. 30 Million HPs, Mind Control, frontal cone attacks, and void zones.. a good time was had by all.

After death.. just Julak-Doom’s Squid head remained.
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No Options is not USDA Beef!

Punchy — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 19:54:14 +0000

Well I bet you are wondering, What is No Options if they are not USDA Beef?

“We’re cooking with a proprietary recipe to give our seasoned guild flavor and texture, just like you would with any recipe you cook at home.

“For example, when you make casual, hardcore or social guilds, you add your own recipe of seasoning and spices to give the guild flavor and texture, otherwise, it would taste just like unseasoned ground guild. We do the same thing with our recipe for seasoned guild.

“Our recipe for seasoned guild includes ingredients you’d find in your home or in the supermarket aisle today:

88% USDA-inspected quality players
3-5% water for moisture
3-5% spices (including salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, sugar, garlic powder, cocoa powder and a proprietary blend of Mexican spices and natural flavors).
3-5% oats, starch, sugar, yeast, citric acid, and other ingredients that contribute to the quality of our product.

“Our seasoned guild contains no “extenders” to add volume, as some might use. For more information about our ingredients go to http://www.nooptions.org.”

So while we are not USDA Beef, we have been keeping this month busy killing some bosses in 25 man raids.

Punchy
News Guy
No Options Corp.

Magmaw 01/14/11

Omnotron Defense System 01/14/11

Maloriak 01/14/11

Conclave of Wind 01/17/11

Atramedes 01/24/11

Chimaeron 01/31/11