I think the secret to killing any heroic boss is to be held by loved ones.  I got a loved one to promise to hold me and then we killed Heroic Professor Putricide.

In other news, there is a secret debuff to a players damage/dps when you name change..  Note Mage named “Ken” at #12.

This was “Ken” at #6 before the name change debuff:

This snap shot of 2 separate damage meters, months apart, clearly proves that if “Ken” were to name change back, his DPS and damage output would definitely go up.

If you would like to sign our electronic petition to get “Ken” to change his name back and remove the damage debuff, please e-mail getkentochangehisname@nooptions.org

From the screen shot you can see that we are using the AVR mod. Which is cool and puts little shapes on the ground for us. Which in turn makes the Ice Cube phase something most 2 year olds can do.. matching shapes on your head to the one on the ground. Luckily most of our Kingslaying team is older than 2 years old.

On another note, due to the last 2 hard modes we have left, Professor Putricide and LK we have decided on a Gold making scheme for guild repairs and flasks. With some of our 10 man group raiders receiving their Glory of the Icecrown Raider Achievement we have a few spots available for others to collect their mounts.

The 10 Man Raid leader, Snitzel will be selling these spots to the Highest Bidder. Please Whisper him In game or send him a in game mail with the following info. Gearscore, Spec, and amount bidded for the Mount. (Snitzel could also be on his alt Kahok, please feel free to whisper him or mail him as well)

Offer enough and one of these shiny mounts can be yours…. Reins of the Bloodbathed Frostbrood Vanquisher

I think we have a minor issue.  You just gave the last of the shards to the Carrier of No Options DPS the Legendary Axe Shadowmourne.  I had always thought that strength of upgrade, quality of player, or overall enhancement to the Kingslaying team would be taken into consideration.

But since it was announced that Fargom would get our 1st legendary he has gotten quite lazy:

• He no longer complements any one of their good play.
• He doesn’t run the GDKP raids anymore that I have been so fond of on Sundays.
• He hasn’t made fun of Snitzel in the last 36 hours.
• He hasn’t been carrying the DPS, that red dk DPS is always below the Blue of Mages and Orange of Ferals.
• He has achieved a platinum rating on SC2.. NOT WOW!
• And after getting a Legendary.. he Gems them.. WTF!

I request that immediate action by the loot council take place.  I look forward to any punishment or punitive damages that are placed upon the DK in question.  Might I recommend a game suspension like NFL Roger Goodell did to Ben Roethlisberger or NBA Commissioner David Stern’s $35,000 fine on Dwight Howard.

Sincerely yours,

Punji

In case you are younger and do not know who Vanilla Ice is.. here is a video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

Not only was Vanilla Ice a great rapper and R&B hit maker, he made movies. You will thank me later after watching this masterpiece:

In-case you do not know about the Sindy fight, she puts ice cubes on 6 people in the raid during the Air Phase.  Robert Van Winkle decided to go back to his ice loving days of the 80s and spread the ice cube love to everyone.

So now that we know about the man behind the toon, maybe Vanilla Ice can sing some tunes while we raid tomorrow.

Here is a picture of Lady D’s room with her dead on heroic…  Pick the 0 things different than a picture of her dead on normal:

In Celebration our artistic Resto druid was at it again with his favorite medium… feasts.  His art work once again left me wondering.. What is he Laughing Out Loud about?