About No Options

Formed in 2007 by a group of 16 friends who were interested in Burning Crusade progression, No Options is a lighthearted guild focused on progression through teamwork.

WoW Links

  • Curse-Gaming’s WoW page - Good site for finding addons!
  • No Options WoW Web Stats! - A link to our most recent raids, broken down by fight and player for detailed statistical analysis.
  • WoW Main Site - Blizzard’s World of Warcraft homepage, with all the latest additions to the game!
  • Wowhead - Great site for looking up items, NPCs, quests, and spells.
  • WoWInterface - A site largely for developers within the add-on community. Find macro/add-on help here.

Search


Professor Putricide has Evil League of Evil Application Rejected.

By Punji | May 27, 2010

The application rejection notice was delivered by No Options.

I think the secret to killing any heroic boss is to be held by loved ones.  I got a loved one to promise to hold me and then we killed Heroic Professor Putricide.

In other news, there is a secret debuff to a players damage/dps when you name change..  Note Mage named “Ken” at #12.

This was “Ken” at #6 before the name change debuff:

This snap shot of 2 separate damage meters, months apart, clearly proves that if “Ken” were to name change back, his DPS and damage output would definitely go up.

If you would like to sign our electronic petition to get “Ken” to change his name back and remove the damage debuff, please e-mail getkentochangehisname@nooptions.org

Topics: Boss Kill, Guild News | No Comments »

Heroic Sindragosa dead… No more Ice Cubes or Parry Flurry.

By Punji | May 12, 2010

After many weeks and attempts with Heroic Sindragosa, we finally killed the ol’girl. It does seen forever that we have been on this fight for both 25 and 10 mans.

From the screen shot you can see that we are using the AVR mod. Which is cool and puts little shapes on the ground for us. Which in turn makes the Ice Cube phase something most 2 year olds can do.. matching shapes on your head to the one on the ground. Luckily most of our Kingslaying team is older than 2 years old.

On another note, due to the last 2 hard modes we have left, Professor Putricide and LK we have decided on a Gold making scheme for guild repairs and flasks. With some of our 10 man group raiders receiving their Glory of the Icecrown Raider Achievement we have a few spots available for others to collect their mounts.

The 10 Man Raid leader, Snitzel will be selling these spots to the Highest Bidder. Please Whisper him In game or send him a in game mail with the following info. Gearscore, Spec, and amount bidded for the Mount. (Snitzel could also be on his alt Kahok, please feel free to whisper him or mail him as well)

Offer enough and one of these shiny mounts can be yours…. Reins of the Bloodbathed Frostbrood Vanquisher

Topics: Boss Kill, Guild News | No Comments »

Dear Loot Council.. I think we have a problem.

By Punji | April 29, 2010

Dear Loot Council,

I think we have a minor issue.  You just gave the last of the shards to the Carrier of No Options DPS the Legendary Axe Shadowmourne.  I had always thought that strength of upgrade, quality of player, or overall enhancement to the Kingslaying team would be taken into consideration.

But since it was announced that Fargom would get our 1st legendary he has gotten quite lazy:

  • He no longer complements any one of their good play.
  • He doesn’t run the GDKP raids anymore that I have been so fond of on Sundays.
  • He hasn’t made fun of Snitzel in the last 36 hours.
  • He hasn’t been carrying the DPS, that red dk DPS is always below the Blue of Mages and Orange of Ferals.
  • He has achieved a platinum rating on SC2.. NOT WOW!
  • And after getting a Legendary.. he Gems them.. WTF!

I request that immediate action by the loot council take place.  I look forward to any punishment or punitive damages that are placed upon the DK in question.  Might I recommend a game suspension like NFL Roger Goodell did to Ben Roethlisberger or NBA Commissioner David Stern’s $35,000 fine on Dwight Howard.

Sincerely yours,

Punji

Topics: Guild News | No Comments »

« Previous Entries